Imperial Palace Cebu

October 25, 2010 § Leave a comment

As I’ve mentioned on my previous post, a lot happened since my birthday. One of them is the Audit Team’s one-day vacay at Imperial Palace Cebu. The place is wonderful. And the food? Delicious! I ate too much, I had stomach problems after ahaha.

Below are just some of the photos we took. I apologize in advance for the food shots. There’s a fat chance you’ll be hungry after looking at them.

For more information, visit their website.

Credits to Jedd Yee, Eva Mansueto and Ann Ortiz for the pics.

20 Ways to Survive in a Horror Movie

October 12, 2010 § Leave a comment

To start off my comeback to the blogging world, I’m reblogging a post I found on tumblr. Ahaha. Turns out my head isn’t ready for hardcore writing as of yet.

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20 Ways to Survive in a Horror Movie

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

Seriously
Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
“Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

Someone will always be barefoot
Or in heels
Or just plain clumsy
And will sprain their ankles
And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

Don’t walk around looking for people
House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
Hell, maybe even then.
I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

The killer is there.
Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

It is obviously your wisest choice.
SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.

Move very very far away
Because there’s blood on your walls.
Blood.
Your
Walls
Are
Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

It is the killer.
ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

ONLY APPLIES IF:
It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he

source: justnithya.tumblr.com

Back

October 8, 2010 § Leave a comment

The title says it all. I’m back after two months.
Life got crazy after my birthday (exactly 4 days after..) and I just lost the drive and inspiration to post anything.
It’s relatively okay now.
Just gonna gear up and I’ll be back to normal (blog) programming. =D

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